The richest man in the world was not a nice man.
You do not become the richest man in the world by being nice.
There was one nice man who worked for the richest man in the world.
The nice man loved everyone unconditionally and was loved in return by everyone.
The richest man in the world hated him for the love he received.
So the richest man in the world decided to have the nice man killed.
He ordered another of his employees to assassinate the nice man.
The richest man in the world was glad when the nice man had been taken care of, after all it was his company's policy to take care of all it's employees.
But the pleasure soon faded and the richest man in the world realised that he couldn’t trust the killer to keep the secret.
So the richest man in the world hired a second killer to get rid of the first.
The richest man in the world was happy when the first killer had been taken care of by the second, he was following policy.
But then he realised that he couldn’t trust the second killer to keep the secret.
So he hired a third killer.
And a fourth.
And a fifth.
And with each killing the secret grew.
And eventually there were only three people left in the world: the richest man in the world, the seven billionth killer, and woman who was about to become killer number seven billion and one.
The richest man in the world planned to have the woman take care of the seven billionth killer and then to take care of her himself.
She would have to settle for him if he was the only man left on earth.
He would not only be the richest man in the world, he would also be the happiest man in the world on account of being the only man in the world.
Things didn’t go according to the richest man in the world’s plan.
He called the woman into his office, gave her the instructions, gave her the gun.
She emptied the clip into the face of the richest man in the world.
Her and her husband, the seven billionth killer, lived happily ever after
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