WOW A LEAKED GCHAT BY DANIEL COOPER

            Eli Manning was on gmail chat when Tom Brady messaged him

12:38 PM Tom: i'm really sorry abut that

  but my girlfriend is convinced i'm trying to fuck marie calloway and andrea coates

12:39 PM and i teach children also

 me: ha

 Tom: my girlfriend is like, "You are trying to fuck them"

  "they are trying to fuck you"

 me: andrea coates?

  i mean, i know who she is

 Tom: that girl who made that 12 minute video

 me: as much

 Tom: about tao

  just change my name to Tom Brady

  and put itin a coffee shop

12:40 PM make a whole scene out of it

 me: ha alright

            Eli Manning was in a coffee shop talking to Tom Brady

 Tom: make your name Eli Manning

 me: the vagina thing scene?

  haha

 Tom: i don't know the whole thing

 me: alright

  maybe i can change marie calloway to andrea coates

12:41 PM Tom: yeah that would be funny

  i don't know

  keep it the same

  marie

  then submit it to pyamid press

 me: ha alright

            Eli Manning went through his gmail to copy and paste his conversation with Tom Brady from before

12:25 AM Tom: write a story about fucking marie calloway

 me: that literally is the story i'm writing

 Tom: describe her vagina

12:26 AM for like four pages

  good

 me: done

            Eli Manning didn’t describe her vagina

 Tom: describe her vagina a lot

 me: er, i didn't describe her vagina

 Tom: well

  go back and write describe her vagina

  make is disgusting

  horrible

  unsettle everyone

  everyone wants to know

  what does her vagina feel like

  that's what people want

12:27 AM the tightness of her vagina

  that's why men want to have sex with young women

  because their vagina's haven't be broken by a thousand crammings yet

  and the outpouring of a child

12:28 AM me: i don't want to write about a her vagina

  unless maybe i actually saw her vagina first

 Tom: if you don't write about her vagina you won't win

12:29 AM that's what people want to hear

  give it to them

 me: win?

            Eli Manning wanted to win

 Tom: this is how tao operates

  tao gives people what they want

  win the votes

  the talk

 me: and people want to read about me describing marie calloway's vagina?

 Tom: yes

12:30 AM because that is why men fuck young women

  for their tight vaggies

  send me your story

  i'll write it in

12:31 AM you have to figure out what people want before they know exactly what they want

 me: ok

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12:53 PM are you trying to fuck marie calloway and andrea coates, and do you teach children?

8 minutes

1:01 PM Tom: i am not trying to fuck either of those people

  but i do teach children

1:02 PM me: cool

1:03 PM i'm thinking about how i might write this now, but i won't use your name, i'll use Tom Brady

9 minutes

1:12 PM Tom: thanks

  gotta go

  just got a laptop in the mail

1:13 PM and have to mess with it

 me: sweet

  there's (possibly) an error in your poem, we're, or were living in a homeless shelter